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I shall call it Golden Rod Rainbow Stripe Shawl Sweater Shrug Cardigan, and it shall be mine, and it shall be my Golden Rod Rainbow Stripe Shawl Sweater Shrug Cardigan.

I was really touched by how many of you expressed your confidence that I have a unique ability to manage this garment, much as though it were a frothing Rottweiler and I were Cesar Millan taming it through my calm assertiveness.

And those of you who voted “hideous”–don’t come all over apologetic should you ever encounter me in the flesh and knitwear. I asked. And Miss Conduct follows her own advice, and never asks questions she doesn’t want the answers to.

And yes, I will post some pictures when it arrives, and you shall be free to mock me. (Say what you will, the Golden Rod Rainbow Stripe Shawl Sweater Shrug Cardigan is not as bad as this outfit. My First Lady fashion fangirlishness took a serious blow when I saw that picture.)