Relax NOW, comrade

So last night I was having a nice cup herbal tea before bed, and the teabag tag read, “Never utter a wrong word, think a wrong thought or wish a wrong wish.”

What was particularly odd about this was not that they omitted the all-important Oxford comma, but that this was from a box of “Kava Stress Relief Tea.”

Because nothing relieves my stress quite like being pre-emptively accused of thoughtcrime.

(For the history of the teabag-tag wars, go here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, and here, and here. Yes, someday I will collect these all into one big post! Today is not that day, however.)

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