Spam I am

February 8th, 2010

I get an amazing amount of spam on this blog — really, the spamosphere greatly overestimates my influence with the American reading public, I fear. Many of them are just long links to sites where one can acquire porn or drugs, but some actually attempt to look like a real comment of someone delurking. This one, I simply adored; it came with a link to some (probably designer-fake) Ugg boots:

I all joking aside enjoyed reading your blog and frame it both educational and interesting. I hot pants be unwavering to bookmark it and secure in it as large as I can.

Yes, all writers have a dream, and mine is to have a readership that is both hot pants and unwavering!


3 Responses to “Spam I am”

  1. Sweet Machine on February 9, 2010 10:22 am

    I was disappointed today when I did *not* get hot pants from this not-so-convincing spam:
    Great post. It is clear You have a great deal of unused capacity, which you have not turned to your advantage.

    The way you write shows you have a need for other people to like and admire you, and yet you tend to be critical of yourself.

    It seems to me that while While you have some personal weaknesses you are generally able to compensate for them.

    I don’t know about you, but I really don’t need therapy from my spam. I need hot pants!

  2. Robin on February 9, 2010 2:21 pm

    Oh, good GRIEF! What a bizarre spam! That sounds more like the teabag tags I like to make fun of.

  3. Sarah on February 10, 2010 7:55 pm

    ROFL at both the hot pants spam and the therapy spam. I think spam is mostly hilarious (probably because I rarely, if ever, have to deal with it). My more recent spam email was entitled, “Power Up Love Gun.” LOL!

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