My friend Jennifer House wrote this the other day:
I am thinking of going into business – creating greeting cards for shy neighbors.
“Are your enthusiastically amorous neighbors keeping you up at night?”
Poetic ANSWER – slip this under their door:
“Life without love is no life at all —but please move your headboard away from the wall.”
I’m a good advice columnist, but I’m no poet. Jennifer is.
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