My friend will put me out of business

May 26th, 2011

My friend Jennifer House wrote this the other day:

I am thinking of going into business – creating greeting cards for shy neighbors.

“Are your enthusiastically amorous neighbors keeping you up at night?”
Poetic ANSWER – slip this under their door:

“Life without love is no life at all —but please move your headboard away from the wall.”

I’m a good advice columnist, but I’m no poet. Jennifer is.

2 Responses to “My friend will put me out of business”

  1. Jerry on May 26, 2011 2:56 pm

    “Now that the trash truck has come and has gone
    I’d like your five trash cans removed from my lawn.”

    That probably doesn’t rhyme in Boston, but it does here in California.

  2. Amy R. on May 27, 2011 9:18 am

    Hell, I may print Jennifer’s card out and slide it under my roommate’s door. Much less embarrassing…

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