Remember when Mrs. O wouldn’t hug Berlusconi? http://bit.ly/mbkm3f. (Same dress in both pix–was every sleaze in the EU macking on her?!)
Why I love the POTUS & FLOTUS. RT ebertchicago Alert Obama blocks DSK fondle. http://bit.ly/lT3sln
In case you haven’t seen this:http://literallyunbelievable.tumblr.com/. People who believe Onion stories are real. Laugh till you cry.
RT MrsAvoirdupois The proper response to “Pity you’re fat, you’ve such a pretty face” is “Pity about your backhanded compliment, I’d thought you above that.”
RT RichardWiseman Are you the curious type? Find out with this quick test http://tinyurl.com/4x8qbfm
Scientists now know: Commutes really suck.http://slate.me/kzXFjm
RT MrsAvoirdupois The proper response to “Are you sure you should be eating that?” is “Yes. Would you like one too?” Generosity is always good manners.
RT GetItDoneGuy It was a tortured metaphor; a verbal solar flare ripped from the corona of life’s magnetic ionisphere by a passing comet of rhetorical b …
RT AmandaMarcotte http://bit.ly/lcpy9q Virginia legislators trying to pass legislation to keep women from having already-miscarried pregnancies removed.
RT ant5s @robinabrahams quoted in @Real_Simple (yes, I am reading April after I read May) http://lockerz.com/s/104817725
@Margoandhow 4″ heels called “do-me shoes” b/c after wearing them 5 min you’d do anything to be on your back with your feet in the air.
@MrTeller But surely everyone who follows you knows you do not drink, and hardly need to practice at cards.
My latest addiction is “men’s rights” blogs. Timewasters, but you can’t beat ‘em for the lulz. Guided tour here:http://manboobz.com/
@edyong209 I should think what’s going on in their brains is “HOLY SHIT, I can echolocate like a bat!”
@KateHarding Kansas City and Springfield, MO. Believe me if I had a trip to Chi planned you’d hear the screams of joy from here.
Planning to visit the Midwest next week. Hope it’s still there.
@lediva Or if you wanted to be offensive about it, “One Fish, Two Fish, Dead Fish, Jew Fish.”
RT lediva @robinabrahams One Baby Jesus, Two thieves on Golgotha, Three members of the Holy Trinity…
There’s a shelf of kids’ books at the coffee shop where I’m writing. One is titled “One Baby Jesus.” Surely not a counting book?
I want my stripper name to be “Lauren Ipsum.” #randomthoughtswhileformattingpowerpoint.
Tips on giving effective compliments: http://bo.st/izXRw7
RT EmilyRooneyShow NOW: @robinabrahams with the top 5 mistakes people make when changing jobs? and how to avoid them http://bit.ly/9IPqpS
A stunning color combo by Mrs. O, one I’d never think to try: purple & royal blue. http://bit.ly/lYI8hF
RT JohnFugelsang How exactly does Al Queda recruit for terrorists? “Where do you see yourself in 5 years?” “Ummm….Dead?” “Good answer!”
Summer fashion: four items that will get people to leave you alone. (Fellow Bostonians, take note!) http://bit.ly/jCNZsE
@ant5s See, last night, I thought you said you studied laundry rooms, not studied IN them.
RT ant5s Quietest place on campus to study, and generally smell nice.
@MarcAbrahams It’s “homing in,” not “honing in,” honey.
RT AboudElZomor Do not fear opposing viewpoints. Instead, welcome them. Meet up. Have an honest debate. Slip poison in their tea. Viewpoint eliminated.
@ant5s What did you learn about laundry rooms?
RT ant5s Used to study in them in college
RT AmidPrivilege @robinabrahams Laundry rooms are sort of like hidden religious spaces, aren’t they.
@AmidPrivilege Point being, I find odd ethnic folkways amusing. Tho will now be tempted to sneak into hosts’ laundry rooms at parties.
@AmidPrivilege I didn’t take it as elitist at all! Once read hilarious argument on Af-Am blog abt if washcloths R a “black thing.”
RT BostonBookGirl According to an interview in the NYT Mag: Werewolves are the Red Sox of monsters & vampires are the Yankees. So true! Yankees do suck!
RT AmidPrivilege Last night my sister told me, “WASPs don’t use fabric softener.”
It works! @sweetmachineSP Downloaded a sleep tracking app to monitor insomnia & then slept 9 hrs + nap.
@rosefox Odd synchronicity; yesterday @AmandaMarcotte posted a link to my *other* favorite Talking Heads song.
RT rosefox “Heaven” by the Talking Heads. #myraptureplaylist “Everyone is trying to get to the bar…” http://youtu.be/5zNdMc6wGtU
@thesugarmonster @jaclynf A person could do worse than to die while watching the “As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly” scene.
John Lithgow performs Gingrich press release on Colbert. Get coffee, danish, watch. Perfect 7-minute break: http://bit.ly/jq6aVn